funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
