funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
