funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
