crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.