punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.