funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
