trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
