cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
