funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
