scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
