crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.