funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
