funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
