funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
