funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
