crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.