crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
