funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
