Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
A cat had three kittens: January, March and May. What was the mother's name.
It is stated 'WHAT' was the mother's name.