funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
trickyA cat had three kittens: January, March and May. What was the mother's name.
What.
It is stated 'WHAT' was the mother's name.
