What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A cat had three kittens: January, March and May. What was the mother's name.
It is stated 'WHAT' was the mother's name.