# Riddle #712

## Cat crossed with a fish

What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
70.55 %

## Getting wet

What gets wet while it's drying?
A towel.
77.96 %

## Getting off

What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
77.37 %

## Defending the bridge

Two soldiers, William and Ethan, are assigned to guard a bridge, which connects the West and East sides of the Great Kingdom. Each soldier is ordered to stand at an end of the bridge to make sure no criminals cross. On one side of the bridge stands William, watching over the West side of the kingdom, and making sure no shady characters try to cross the bridge. Ethan stands on the other side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom with his rifle at the ready in case any criminals try to pass across. "Any criminals today?" William asks. Ethan rolls his eyes. "What do you think?" he asks. "You roll your eyes too much," William says. How could William tell that Ethan was rolling his eyes?
William is on the east side of the bridge, facing the West side of the kingdom, while Ethan is on the west side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom. So William and Ethan are facing each other, and can see each other's faces.
77.36 %

## An insect

It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
77.13 %

## The farmer, the engineer, the physicist, and the mathematician

A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence. The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient. The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best. The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?
The mathematician made a small circular fence around himself and declared himself to be on the outside.
77.02 %

## Armored but not a knight

Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
76.85 %

## Take off my skin

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
76.82 %

## What can you swallow

What can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
76.77 %

## Boat with a ladder attached to it

There is a boat with a ladder attached to it, the ladder is eight feet tall. If the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on top of the water?
Eight feet, the ladder is attached to the boat.
76.68 %