What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What's green and loud?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.