funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
