stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
