stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
