stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
