funny stupid What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny stupid Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid punny When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple stupid What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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