stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
