stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
