What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What is a frog’s favorite year?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?