stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
