crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
