stupid funny What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
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Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid punny When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
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Baa-dminton.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean stupid What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
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Catch ya later!
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
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Stinker Bell.
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Ice berg-ers!
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