crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
