punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
