stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
