What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?