stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
