stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
