What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.