When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What's green and loud?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?