funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
logicwhat am IpoemsA slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
Sewing neddle.
crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
cleanscaryWhat man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
