crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
logiccleansimpleA sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
logicwhat am IpoemsA slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
Sewing neddle.
crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
cleanscaryWhat man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
