What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
