What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
