crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
logicsimplecleanWhy are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
