funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
cleancleversimpleWhat has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
cleanwhat am IsimpleAs small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.
logicwhat am IcleverI am a vehicle. I spell the same when you read me forwards as well as backwards. What Am I?
Race car.
cleansimpleWhat tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
