logiccleansimpleA sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
trickyI'm in you,
But not in him,
I go up,
But not down,
I'm in the colosseum,
But not a tower,
I'm in a puzzle,
But not a riddle.
The letter U.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.