funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
cleanlogicA seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
Mailbox.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
