logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
logicsimplecleanWhy are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
