funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
logicsimplecleanWhy are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
