funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
