funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
