Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
Can you find four consecutive prime numbers that add up to 220?
47 + 53 + 59 + 61 = 220
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
How do birds communicate?
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).