cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
