cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
cleansimplelogicWeight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Ship.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
