cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
