crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
logiccleverWhat word does this rebus represents?
meta meta meta meta
Metaphor (Meta 4).
