crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
mathlogiccleancleverHow many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day?
22 times.
am
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
pm
12:00
1:05
2:11
3:16
4:22
5:27
6:33
7:38
8:44
9:49
10:55
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
logiccleverWhat word does this rebus represents?
meta meta meta meta
Metaphor (Meta 4).
cleanlogicsimpleRe-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".