funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
logiccleverWhat word does this rebus represents?
meta meta meta meta
Metaphor (Meta 4).
cleanlogicsimpleRe-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
cleansimplemathThere is a word and six letters it contains.
Take one away and twelve is what remains.
What word is it?
Dozens.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
