crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
simpleWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
cleansimplelogicSay my name and I disappear.
Silence.
