cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
logiccleverWhat word does this rebus represents?
meta meta meta meta
Metaphor (Meta 4).
