cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleansimplepoemsUntil I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
logiccleansimpleWhat is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"