cleansimplewhat am INever ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
trickysimpleIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
simpleWhat needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
