This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
You've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.