funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
