crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.