cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
cleanlogicsimpleThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
