cleansimplewhat am I
Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?