cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
