crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanlogicA seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
Mailbox.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
