funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
