cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
