cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
