funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
logicmathCan you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
or
99 + 9/9
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
logicmathThink of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
mathsimpleWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
logicclevercleanA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
