funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
