What do you call a great dog detective?
What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
When does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
What does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
What is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?