crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
trickyWhat is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleansimpleEven if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.
cleanlogicsimpleYou can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
Reflection.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
cleanlogicsimpleYou measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
