What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanwhat am I
I am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
What is something you will never see again?
what am Isimpleclean
I live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
What do you call a bee come from America?
There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.