Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
Can you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
99 + 9/9
How many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
Think of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
cleanwhat am Isimplelogic
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
A word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.