cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanlogicA seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
Mailbox.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.