Can you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
99 + 9/9
What type of cheese is made backwards?
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Branches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.