crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
