Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
What jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
What can you swallow than can also swallow you?
A natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.