cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
logiccleverWhat word does this rebus represents?
meta meta meta meta
Metaphor (Meta 4).
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.