crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
Chicken.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanlogicsimpleThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
