crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
cleanwhat am IsimpleIf you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
