What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
Branches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What do the letter 'T' and an island have in common?
They are both in the middle of water. The letter 't' is in the middle of the word 'water' and an island is surrounded by water, therefore, in the middle of water.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
How could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.