crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
