What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Which insect is the best in games?
What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland by viking Erik the Red?
Greenland was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
What do the letter 'T' and an island have in common?
They are both in the middle of water. The letter 't' is in the middle of the word 'water' and an island is surrounded by water, therefore, in the middle of water.
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.