cleanlogicTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
