A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What never asks questions but is often answered?
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
what am Ipoemscleansimple
Turn me on my side and I am everything.
Cut me in half and I am nothing.
What am I?
The number 8. On it's side is infinity, cut the symbol in half, you get two zeros.
What goes up when rain comes down?
What is common between a dog and a tree?
Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.