funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
logiccleansimpleAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
