Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
What starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
cleanwhat am Isimple
I live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a...
What is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
It always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.