funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
logiccleansimpleAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnytrickyWhat is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
