funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
logiccleansimpleAn iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes.
What is it?
A needle and thread.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
