funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
cleansimplelogicWhat letter is a drink?
T.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal