funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleansimpleYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
logicmathtrickyHow many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
simplelogiccleanWhat's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
