Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
Without looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
What is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.