What does a house wear?
It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
When you put this in a heavy wooden box, the box will become lighter.
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
What do moths study in school?
Would you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
When does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
What is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?