funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
logicclevercleanA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
cleansimpleWhat tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanlogicsimpleThere is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
