Best short riddles

Never even share a brief touch

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
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To spot an iceberg

What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
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What did the banana do

What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
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Banan go to the doctor

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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What do squirrels give each other

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
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Half of two plus two

Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
Three. It seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
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Travel around the world

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
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Unusual connections

What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.
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20 blackbirds on a fence

If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.
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