cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
logicIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
cleansimplelogicWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
cleancleversimpleHow do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
cleanwhat am IcleverI look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
A candle.
