funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a...
Starfish.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
