cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
cleanlogictrickyA beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
