crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
