How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
They are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
What is a lion’s favorite state?
cleanwho am Isimplelogic
Everyone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?