What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
It caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
What is the largest living ant in the world?
What has many keys but can't open any doors?
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
What is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.