funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
