funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
logicsimplecleanName the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
logicmathsimplecleverUsing eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
logicsimpletrickyHow many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
