Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
What starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
cleanwhat am Isimple
I live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a...
What is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
It always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.