cleancleversimpleWhat has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
cleanwhat am IsimpleIf you throw me out the window, I'll leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but through the door, You'll see someone giving life. What am I?
The letter 'n'. Throw out the letter n from the word window and you have widow. Bring back the word n to door and you have donor.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
