funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
logicsimplecleanName the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
Baseball.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
