Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
It always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
This is a newspaper headline:
Workers Strike - Want to Make Less Money!
What is going on?
The workers work at the mint and are tired of being overworked. They want to work less, which is making less money, since money is made at the mind!
What does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
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7 up cans.
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
This guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
what am I
I am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.