What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
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People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.