logicmathsimplecleverUsing eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.