funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
