simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
what am IcleansimpleI can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Polar bear.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
