cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
cleanlogicsimpletrickyIf 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleansimplelogicCan you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
