cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
