cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
logiccleverA sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
logicmathWhat is the smallest number, that can be expressed as the sum of the cubes of two different sets of numbers?
Hardy-Ramanujan discovered 1729 as a magic number. Why 1729 is a magic number?
10^3 + 9^3 = 1729
and
12^3 + 1^3 = 1729
Taxicab number Ta(2)
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
