crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
logicsimpleThis is a newspaper headline:
Workers Strike - Want to Make Less Money!
What is going on?
The workers work at the mint and are tired of being overworked. They want to work less, which is making less money, since money is made at the mind!
simplecleanWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
logiccleansimpleA sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logiccleanCan you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."
logicmathA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
