crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
logicmathcleanCan you write number 45 using only the number 4?
44+44/44
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
