If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?
You will never reach the door! If you only move half the distance, then you will always have half the distance remaining no matter, how small is the number.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What clothes does a house wear?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.