funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
