Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
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I have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
What is the largest ant in the world?
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
Can you write number 45 using only the number 4?
What can you hold without ever touching it?
What clothes does a house wear?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Which is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
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