cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI am a five letter word. If you remove all letters one by one from the last, I sound the same! What am I?
QUEUE! QUEU! QUE! QU! Q!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
logicmathtrickyHow many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.