What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
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I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
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I'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
I am an odd number; take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
What is a sick crocodile?