funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.
logicsimplecleanWhat is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
cleanwhat am IsimpleAs small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.
cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.