crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
mathlogiccleansimpleI am an odd number; take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
