crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI am a five letter word. If you remove all letters one by one from the last, I sound the same! What am I?
QUEUE! QUEU! QUE! QU! Q!
logicmathtrickyHow many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
