logicmathtrickyHow many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
simplecleanThrow away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleanwhat am IsimpleA container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
An egg.