cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
mathsimpleWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
cleansimplelogicWhat is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
A clock.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
26 Ls of the A
26 Letters of the Alphabet.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
