cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
