loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
logicmathtrickyHow many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.