cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanlogicsimpleMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
cleansimplelogicSay my name and I disappear.
Silence.
