funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
logicsimpleThis is a newspaper headline:
Workers Strike - Want to Make Less Money!
What is going on?
The workers work at the mint and are tired of being overworked. They want to work less, which is making less money, since money is made at the mind!
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
what am IsimplecleanIf I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.