cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
logicmathtrickyHow many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.