what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleanlogicsimpleMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
