cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrella.
cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
logicsimplecleancleverHow far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
