logicsimpleThis is a newspaper headline:
Workers Strike - Want to Make Less Money!
What is going on?
The workers work at the mint and are tired of being overworked. They want to work less, which is making less money, since money is made at the mind!
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
logicsimpleWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
cleansimpleEven if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
cleansimplewhat am INever ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanlogicIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
