You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
What do you call a great dog detective?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
what am Ilogicclevercleansimple
I have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
What bird can lift the most?
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What is black and white and read all over?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.