cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
