loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleansimpleWe hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Words.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
cleansimpleWhat starts with "w" and ends with "hat"?
what
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
logicsimplecleanWithout looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
cleansimpleWhere do bedtime books sleep?
Under their covers.
