punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
simplecleanWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
logicmathcleancleverWhat is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
logicmathCan you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
or
99 + 9/9
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
logiccleverA sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"
