cleansimplelogicWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
Tomorrow.
mathlogiccleansimpleI am an odd number; take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
cleansimplecleverIt’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.