funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
logiccleansimpleA sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
cleansimpleWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
cleansimplelogicWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
