If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
What type of cheese is made backwards?
What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.
What is a fish without an eye?
Can you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
99 + 9/9
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I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
A sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"