cleansimplewhat am II live in the ocean.
I like to eat crabs.
I can change colors.
My eight legs are called tentacles.
I am an...
Octupus.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
cleantrickyHow can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
logictrickyI have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
logicwhat am IcleverI am a vehicle. I spell the same when you read me forwards as well as backwards. What Am I?
Race car.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
