I have four legs.
I'm very smart and I like to play.
I like to smell things.
I can wag my tail.
I am a..
Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
My antlers tower above my head.
Where I live it’s cold all year.
I can pull a sled or pack a load.
You call me a ?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?