cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanWhat always ends everything?
The letter G.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
