funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleansimplecleverlogicWhat runs around the house, but does not move?
The fence.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
