funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI am something to make you think, I am something to make you know. I am something to which the answer you might never know. What am I?
A riddle.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
cleansimpleWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
logicmathtrickyCan you make 10 plus 4 = 2?
Yes. 10 o'clock + 4 hours = 2 o'clock.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
