crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI am something to make you think, I am something to make you know. I am something to which the answer you might never know. What am I?
A riddle.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
cleansimpleWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
logicmathtrickyCan you make 10 plus 4 = 2?
Yes. 10 o'clock + 4 hours = 2 o'clock.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
