funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
logiccleansimpleA sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.
cleanlogicsimpleRe-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
cleansimpleI have four legs.
I'm very smart and I like to play.
I like to smell things.
I can wag my tail.
I am a..
Dog.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
cleanpoemssimplecleverLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
