funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
cleansimplewhat am II live in the ocean.
I like to eat crabs.
I can change colors.
My eight legs are called tentacles.
I am an...
Octupus.
clevercleansimpleWhat has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI am something to make you think, I am something to make you know. I am something to which the answer you might never know. What am I?
A riddle.
cleansimpleWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
