cleansimplelogicWhich vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Racecar.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleanpoemssimplelogicAlive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
logicmathCan you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
or
99 + 9/9
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
simplecleanWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
