It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
What gets shorter when you close your arm?
What is something you will never see again?
What has five fingers but is not alive?
What does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?