cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
what am II eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die.
What am I?
Fire.
cleansimpleWhat country makes you shiver?
Chile.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
logicsimplecleanWhat four related words are merged here:
SWAS PURI UINM NTTU MGER MNER
Spring, summer, autumn and winter.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
