A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
what am I
I eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die.
What am I?
What country makes you shiver?
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What four related words are merged here:
SWAS PURI UINM NTTU MGER MNER
Spring, summer, autumn and winter.
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
cleanwhat am Isimple
I'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!