cleansimplepoemsUntil I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
Time.
trickyIf there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
cleansimpleI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
logictrickyTom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleantrickyHow can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
