What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Dipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.