logicmathtrickyHow can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleansimplelogicI have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...
Pig.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
cleanlogicsimpleYou measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
