punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
what am IsimplecleanIf I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
logicmathtrickysimpleIf you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
