How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E. Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
I have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
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Its ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?