# Best short riddles

## Easter egg and joke

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
71.58 %

## So hot in the corner

Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
71.58 %

## If I drink, I die

If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
71.58 %

## Black when you buy it

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
71.56 %

## I have sharp teeth and claws

I'm a soft and furry pet. I have four legs and a long tail. I have sharp teeth and claws. I like to chase mice. I am a...
Cat.
71.56 %

## Butcher shop

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
71.56 %

## Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
71.56 %

## Leave 6

Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How is it possible?
SIX - 9 (IX) = S 9 (IX) - 10 (X) = I 40 (XL) - 50 (L) = X
71.53 %

## Dwayne Johnson's butt

What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
71.50 %