funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
mathtrickyTake 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How is it possible?
SIX - 9 (IX) = S
9 (IX) - 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) - 50 (L) = X
cleanlogiccleverYou draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
logicsimplecleanWithout looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
