What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?
How many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What is the largest ant in the world?
cleverwhat am I
I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag. What am I?
What's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!