cleansimplelogicI have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
A clock.
cleanWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
logicmathA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
