How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
I have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
cleanlogicwhat am Isimple
I am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
what am Isimplelogicclean
Physicists have built devices to move me very fast. My last seven letters can be commonly found in newspapers, magazines and journals. What am I?
Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How is it possible?
SIX - 9 (IX) = S
9 (IX) - 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) - 50 (L) = X
cleanwhat am Isimple
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
who am Icleansimplelogic
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?