what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
logicsimplecleanWhat four related words are merged here:
SWAS PURI UINM NTTU MGER MNER
Spring, summer, autumn and winter.
cleansimplelogicI have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
A clock.
cleanWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
