cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
Chicken.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
cleansimpleWhat country makes you shiver?
Chile.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
