crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleansimplecleverlogicWhat runs around the house, but does not move?
The fence.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
cleancleversimpleHow do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
