punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
trickysimpleIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleI am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
Grape.
what am IsimplelogiccleanPhysicists have built devices to move me very fast. My last seven letters can be commonly found in newspapers, magazines and journals. What am I?
Particles.
mathtrickyTake 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How is it possible?
SIX - 9 (IX) = S
9 (IX) - 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) - 50 (L) = X
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
who am IcleansimplelogicA father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
Daughter
