funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
cleansimpletrickyLucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.