stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsI’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
cleansimpletrickyLucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.
logicsimplecleverFinish the sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 ?
6 - the number of letters in the month august; (January has 7 letters, February has 8 etc.)
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
