funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
logicmathcleansimpleHow could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
