clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsI’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
