what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
cleansimplecleverSomething very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
