funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
cleansimpleI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.
cleanlogicwho am IsimpleWe are a family of 12 members. I am the second. I am also the youngest in our family. Who am I?
February. A year has 12 months and February is the second month.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
logicsimplecleverFinish the sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 ?
6 - the number of letters in the month august; (January has 7 letters, February has 8 etc.)
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
