clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
logicwhat am IpoemsA slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
Sewing neddle.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
