logicWhat has an eye but can not see?
A needle.
cleansimplecleverWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
cleanwhat am IYou will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
History.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
