cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
cleansimplecleverSomething very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
