Riddle #99

What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?

What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?

Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?

In a one storey brown house, there was a brown person with a brown computer, brown telephone, and brown chair. He also had a brown cat and a brown fish – Just about everything was brown – What colour was the stairs?

What goes through towns up hills but never moves?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

What can you catch but not throw?

What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?

I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.

There is a boat with a ladder attached to it, the ladder is eight feet tall. If the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on top of the water?