stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
cleanlogicsimplecleverA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
logicmathcleansimpleHow could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
cleansimpleWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.