cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
logicwhat am IpoemsA slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
Sewing neddle.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
Pea.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsI’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
cleansimpletrickyLucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.
logicsimplecleverFinish the sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 ?
6 - the number of letters in the month august; (January has 7 letters, February has 8 etc.)
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
