cleanlogicWhat goes through towns up hills but never moves?
A road.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
mathsimpleWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.
logicclevercleansimpleYou have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).
what am IsimpleclevercleanlogicMy best buddy always makes mistakes. But I would easily get rid of the mistakes. What Am I?
An eraser (on pencil).
cleanwhat am IcleverI look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
A candle.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.