What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
Never trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
What kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
How could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.