cleanlogicsimpleIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
logicmathtrickyHockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
what am II am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
what am IsimplecleanI live in a bowl.
I can swim.
I have a tail.
I also have fins and big eyes.
I am a...
Goldfish.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
