It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
what am I
I am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
what am Isimpleclean
I live in a bowl.
I can swim.
I have a tail.
I also have fins and big eyes.
I am a...
What's long and hard and has cum in it?