Best short riddles

Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, I will devour them all. What am I?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

I’m teary-eyed but never cry, silver-tongued, but never lie. double-winged, but never fly, air-cooled, but never dry. What am I?

Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?

What has five fingers but is not alive?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

The thunder comes before the lightning; the lightning comes before the clouds. The rain dries everything it touches. What am I?

You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

I have a little tail. My nose is called a snout. I live on a farm. I can say, "Oink-oink" I am a...