cleanlogicJohnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
logicclevercleansimpleYou have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
cleansimpleThis is a piece of jewelry
Most often worn by girls
It's sometimes gold or silver
And sometimes made of pearls
What is it?
Necklace
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
logicsimpleWhen is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
