How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
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You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
I have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
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Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
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I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?