cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI am a five letter word. If you remove all letters one by one from the last, I sound the same! What am I?
QUEUE! QUEU! QUE! QU! Q!
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
