loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...
Cat.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
cleanlogictrickyA beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
logicclevercleansimpleYou have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).
