funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
cleanwho am II build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
Dentist
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
cleanlogicTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
what am II eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die.
What am I?
Fire.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleansimpleWhat time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.