cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
cleanwho am II build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
Dentist
cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
cleanlogicTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.