crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
cleanwho am II build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
Dentist
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
cleanlogicTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
what am II eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die.
What am I?
Fire.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
who am II am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?
My shadow.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.