funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat has a foot but no legs?
A snail.
cleanlogiccleverYou draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
