cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
cleanlogicJohnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
what am IsimpleclevercleanI always work under pressure and by myself is the only way I'm hurt.
I was formed under pressure and for woman I'm pleasure.
What am I?
A diamond.
cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
poemssimpleclevercleanThree lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
what am ItrickyForward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.