cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleansimpleWhat time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
cleansimplescaryEach morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
Shadow.
cleanlogicsimpleYou measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
cleansimpleMy life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
Candle.
cleanwhat am IcleverI look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
A candle.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".