What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
who am Icleansimplelogic
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
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Its ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.
What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.