Best short riddles

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?

Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told. But I still don't escape your scold.

If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

I live in the ocean. I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail. My body has a hard shell. I eat anything I can find. I am a...

Tall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?

I eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die. What am I?

What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?

What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?

What did one potato chip say to the other?