How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
what am Isimpleclean
I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
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I am a seed with three letters in my name. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
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I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.
How many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?