What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
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I have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
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I live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
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What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
You have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.