stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
cleanlogicwho am IsimpleWe are a family of 12 members. I am the second. I am also the youngest in our family. Who am I?
February. A year has 12 months and February is the second month.
cleanwhat am IsimpleAs small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
cleansimpleWhat tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
Horse.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
