What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.
logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
