cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
cleanwhat am IYou write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
cleanlogictrickyA beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
cleansimpleWhere do bedtime books sleep?
Under their covers.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
