funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
Chicken.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
logicclevercleansimpleYou have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
