Best short riddles

What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?

What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?

What did one potato chip say to the other?

A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?

Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told. But I still don't escape your scold.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.

Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?

Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?

I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?