A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What flies without wings?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.